Here are some instructions for this here online booking larks:

  1. These online bookings are for eats only. Tables are available for walk ins & drinkers but not on this, see?
  2. If you can’t see any availability for the date/time or number of people please contact us directly we might be having larks.
  3. In the notes on the booking section please add any relevant information! Eg. I hate Brussel Sprouts, its my birthday etc
  4. If you’re feeling a bit under the weather perhaps don’t make the booking
  5. Tables are booked out for 2 hours, your reservation is for 1 hour and 50 mins to allow for sanitation time. We’re taking this pretty seriously.
  6. Please arrive on time for your booking otherwise the pub will break.
  7. On Sundays we require a deposit of £10 per person to be paid. This is entirely refundable within 12 hours notice of cancellation and will come off your bill on the day.

This booking is for eaters only, we don’t take drink reservations, it’s ok you can just turn up for these. The booking is for 1 hour and fifty minutes so we have time to Satanize your table, the dark lord might be watching. And another thing..the pub is on two levels & we don’t have a lift, maybe let us know if stairs are an issue.